“I LIKE MY PORK RINDS WITH SALSA”
Recorded at the world famous Mr. Itchy’s Bathouse Detroit
Sir Sweet Dick Willie Mambo – drums
Coconut Sid Mambo – turntables
Da Mayor Funkalot Mambo – keyboards
Lola Mambo – High Heels
Cheddar Mambo – lookout
Raheem The Magnificent Mambo – tympani drums
Double D Mambo – Vocal Chords
Basso Mambo – bass
How the Band was founded
June 1, 2012
Da Mayor Funkalot Mambo: Well, gentlemen, the way I see it, if this hot weather continues, it’s going to melt the polar caps and the whole wide world. And all the parts that ain’t water already will surely be flooded.
Coconut Sid Mambo: You’re a simple joker. Now where you read that?
Da Mayor Funkalot Mambo: Don’t worry about it. But when it happens, and I’m in my boat, and you’re drowning, don’t call for me to throw you no rope, no lifesaver, or no nothing.
Sweet Dick Willie Mambo: You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter! Where the hell you gon’ get a boat?
El Extreme Mambo: We can start band and make make some cheddar for the boat.
And thus Funkamambo was started